Well Ok Then!

An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, “I’ll do anything you want for 50 bucks.” He immediately puts his drink down and begins frantically going through his pockets. He pulls out a crumbled up ten, two five’s, a twenty and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman’s hand and says, “Here…paint my house.”

Panini Bay is now Open Thursday-Sunday for Lunch & Dinner!

Are you looking for good food and a GREAT view?  This is the view from Panini Bay in Tuckerton.  Does it even matter what they serve when the view is this good?  Lucky for you they have an awesome menu!   Try the house smoked turkey breast Panini with crispy smoked bacon, creamy Fontina cheese & mayo pressed with Avocado Slices.  Or try the potato, roasted pepper & egg frittata with romaine salad.  Many other tasty varieties of paninis, salads and homemade soups to chose from.  For Dinner why not start out with the grilled bruschetta with fig jam, gorgonzola cheese & prosciutto on baked artisan bread.  Then maybe have the Chicken Milanase, warm & crispy chicken cutlet topped with slow roasted plum tomatoes & crisp romaine lettuce dressed with lemon & extra virgin olive oil vinaigrette.  So delicious!! Very nice Italian offerings and one of the best waterfront views around.

101 Parker Rd

Tuckerton, New Jersey

(609) 294-4281

http://www.paninibay.com/

Sooo...

Q - What do you call a one -armed man who was hit by a bus?

A - An ambulance!!!


Sorry, but that made me laugh.

Looking for Fresh Seafood? Go To The Captain's Inn!

If you love seafood, then you MUST take a trip to the Captain's Inn in Forked River.  This charming, family owned restaurant serves up the freshest seafood and offers daily specials and weekend entertainment.  Recently I tried the Coquilles St Jacques which features freshly prepared scallops in a delicious cream sauce.  My husband ordered a shrimp special which was served with a delicious sauce over grilled mini romaine heads and rice.  I really am not doing these dishes justice, those shrimp were huge and perfectly sauced and cooked.  We also recently had the tuna & scallop appetizers and again, they were straight from the sea and cooked just right.  They also feature daily specials and happy hour.

Across the street, the Captain's Inn Tiki Bar will be opening on March 17th for St Patty's Day!  The Tiki bar is right on the water so you can visit by either car or boat.  With a more casual menu but all just as yummy, you will enjoy this fun outdoor bar/restaurant area throughout the year!  They feature local bands and have periodic special and yes, there are heaters this time of year so you can keep toasty while you enjoy a burger and a beer at this super friendly bar.

The Captain's Inn is also a great place to have a wedding reception, sports banquet or any other large event as they have a huge room in the back for big parties.  You will love it here!
  

CAPTAIN'S INN

304 E Lacey Rd
Forked River, NJ 08731

CALL US
Phone: 609-693-3351

http://captainsinnnj.com/

Element Restaurant & Bar - Awesome Happy Hour Specials!

Looking for some yummy snacks and cocktails after a hard days work?  Come check out Element's awesome specials!

Happy Hour $5 Appetizers

Sunday-Thursday 3-7 & Friday- Saturday 3-6

-Crunchy Chicken Skewers

-Bruschetta

-Panko Fried Tomato

-Chunky Guacamole

-Fried Cheese Paddies

-Clams on the ½ Shell

-Mussels Fra Diablo

-Crab & Cheese Wontons

-Fried Shrimp

-Mini Potato Pancakes

-Boneless wings

-Chicken Dumplings

Happy Hour Drinks! Great Prices For Cocktails

-Canyon Road Wine 3.5

-Well Drinks 3.5

-Domestic Drafts 2.5

Specialty Cocktails ~$5~

-Berry Blast- New Amsterdam Red Berry Vodka,

-Lemonade

-Golfer’s Tea- New Amsterdam citron vodka,

-unsweet tea and lemonade

-Cucumber Martini- Vodka, Simple Syrup,

-Muddled cucumber, served up

-Dirty Shirley- Vodka, sprite, grenadine, and

cherries

-Rum Punch- Rum, Pineapple, O.J., grenadine

And the following specials are for February!

Sushi/Sake Mondays!
2 Rolls and a Carafe of Sake $14
3 Rolls and Carafe of Sake $18
$5 Specialty Sake Cocktails
Sunset Menu offered 2-10pm every Monday

Trivia Tuesday 
See if you have what it takes to win a $50 gift card, every Tues @8:30PM

Wine-Down Wednesday
½ Price glasses of Wine & Discounted Bottles

Thirsty Thursday
$4 Well Drinks

Friday & Saturday
Happy Hour 3-6, Drink Specials, Juke Box & Photo Booth Fun!

Sunday Fun Day
$3 Mimosas, $2.50 Coors drafts, $5 Bloody Marys and Champagne Cocktails

Come in for a snack or stay for a meal!  See Element's full menu here http://www.element-restaurant.com/menus.php They have everything form soups and salads to yummy burgers and steaks and a large variety of fresh seafood dishes and sushi!

Element Restaurant & Bar 635 Route 72 W Manahawkin, NJ 08050 p 609.488.2172 | f 609.488.2174 info@element-restaurant.com

18 Miles Of Relaxation & Peace-LBI Time To Start Planning For Summer

Plan early & get your beach badges early for the best price!  Here are the municipality contact numbers so you can start planning now for Summer 2016: LBI Has 6 Municipalities • Boro Of Barnegat Light, 10 East 7th Street, Barnegat Light, NJ    08006 - - 609-494-9196 • Boro Of Beach Haven, 300 Engleside Ave, Beach Haven, NJ 08008    609-492-0111 • Boro Of Harvey Cedars, 7606 Long Beach Blvd, Harvey Cedars, NJ    08008 - - 609-361-6000 • Long Beach Township, 6805 Long Beach Blvd., Brant Beach, NJ    08008 - - 609-361-1000    LBT Includes:  Beach Haven Crest, Beach Haven Gardens, Beach Haven    Inlet, Beach Haven Park, Beach Haven Terrace, Brant Beach, Brighton Beach,     Haven Beach, High Bar Harbour, Holgate, Loveladies, North Beach, North     Beach Haven, Peahala Park, South Beach Haven, Sparay Beach, The Dunes •  Boro Of Ship Bottom, 1621 Long Beach Blvd., Ship Bottom, NJ     08008 - - 609-494-2171 •  Boro Of Surf City, 813 Long Beach Blvd., Surf City, NJ 08008     609-494-3064

Lucky's Bed & Biscuit Bed and Breakfast For Your Pampered Pets

Lucky's is a local Bed &Breakfast solely four your special pets.  They offer accommodations for most pets.  Pets are fed, played with, walked and loved while you are out for the day or an extended period for vacation.  They also hold special events to bring local pets together for a day of fun.  Lucky's is located about 7 minutes from Long Beach Island.  You have to check this place out.  Nothing but the best for your furry (and non-furry) little friends.  Check out their website 

http://luckysbb.com/ 

Since 2008, Lucky’s Bed & Biscuit is a family-owned and operated, five-acre retreat conveniently located in Manahawkin, New Jersey – minutes from Long Beach Island. Our B&B is a 16,000 sq. ft. pet oasis with 80 dog suites, 25 cat suites, an exotic pet room, an indoor salt water swimming pool for dogs, indoor play areas with outdoor access, a full grooming salon & s’paw, a boutique full of American made foods, toys, treats, bakery items and so much more. We offer pick up and drop off for your pets on our Bark & Ride Shuttle Service for all guests – including day s’paw, grooming and daycare Guests. We invite you to take a tour anytime during our reception hours 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday to Saturday, and Sunday 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. We look forward to having your pets become a part of our family!

• State-of-the-art facility
• Indoor play area with salt water pool
• Outdoor play area
• Individual suites
• 24-hour love and care

• Day care/play groups
• Award-winning, fully-stocked boutique with bakery
• Pet pampering at our S’Paw
• Birthday parties
• Bark & Ride shuttle
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Call (609) 597-9009 | 508 E Bay Ave. Manahawkin, NJ 08050