Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish
What does a mermaid wear to math class?… An algae-bra
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?… The prawn broker
What is a dolphin's favourite TV show?… Whale of fortune
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?… Show me your mussels
Where does seaweed look for a job?… In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?… It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?… A nervous wreck
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they spend years at C!
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?… Because one good tern always deserves another
Algae A (to Algae B): “How are things?”Algae B: “Good thanks; business is blooming”
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?…Because she grew out of her B-shells
Ok, so maybe you just chuckled or more likely rolled your eyes and said 'oh brother.' In any case, I'm sure you will repeat at least one of these to a small or maybe not so small child on the beach this year!
Ok, so maybe you just chuckled or more likely rolled your eyes and said 'oh brother.' In any case, I'm sure you will repeat at least one of these to a small or maybe not so small child on the beach this year!
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